What captions are you seeing, Daniel? I don’t see any at all.
Sean, thank you for asking that question; I kept rubbing my eyes and trying to get closer to the screen thinking I was just imagining it or it was a shadow or something. Has he got a baseball bat shoved up his @ss or something??
The shoes, by the way, are called “sabots” or “pattens.” Since these have the traditional little curly tip, they’re probably sabots (Dutch) but the principle is the same – in countries where there is a high likelihood of you having to walk through mud to get from one place to another, these used to be a standard part of one’s wardrobe. (Prior to the advent of rubber galoshes, sidewalks, and public water-drainage systems.) You’d slip these wooden platform-y shoes on over your regular shoes to help keep your regular shoes clean, to give you a bit better traction on the slippery surface, and to keep the hems of your pants/skirt out of the mud. You usually see them only as souvenir type things these days, but those seem to fit him very well so maybe they are still in use in places.
I have utterly no input on any of the rest of his outfit…
21skulls, it could also be a police station, a bank or government office, or any building with street-level windows in a place with a lot of vandalism or crime.
Hell, for that matter, 50+% of the houses where I live (west Texas) have “decorative ironwork” on all windows and doors. It’s standard on most of the new houses that are built here. (Ironically our city has been voted one of the 50 safest cities in the US, but everyone acts like if they don’t put bars on their windows they’re just asking to be murdered in their sleep.) In theory they’d stop or slow down a burglar, but in practice I think anyone with a rope and a grudge could bend them enough to make them useless.
I actually think the captions are pretty funny. Or at least worth a smile. Granted, this one wasn’t as good as some, but it wasn’t wretched either. What, do you WANT him to leave his clothes off? *shudder*
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What captions are you seeing, Daniel? I don’t see any at all.
Sean, thank you for asking that question; I kept rubbing my eyes and trying to get closer to the screen thinking I was just imagining it or it was a shadow or something. Has he got a baseball bat shoved up his @ss or something??
The shoes, by the way, are called “sabots” or “pattens.” Since these have the traditional little curly tip, they’re probably sabots (Dutch) but the principle is the same – in countries where there is a high likelihood of you having to walk through mud to get from one place to another, these used to be a standard part of one’s wardrobe. (Prior to the advent of rubber galoshes, sidewalks, and public water-drainage systems.) You’d slip these wooden platform-y shoes on over your regular shoes to help keep your regular shoes clean, to give you a bit better traction on the slippery surface, and to keep the hems of your pants/skirt out of the mud. You usually see them only as souvenir type things these days, but those seem to fit him very well so maybe they are still in use in places.
I have utterly no input on any of the rest of his outfit…
21skulls, it could also be a police station, a bank or government office, or any building with street-level windows in a place with a lot of vandalism or crime.
Hell, for that matter, 50+% of the houses where I live (west Texas) have “decorative ironwork” on all windows and doors. It’s standard on most of the new houses that are built here. (Ironically our city has been voted one of the 50 safest cities in the US, but everyone acts like if they don’t put bars on their windows they’re just asking to be murdered in their sleep.) In theory they’d stop or slow down a burglar, but in practice I think anyone with a rope and a grudge could bend them enough to make them useless.
You gotta love the idiot that writes a 340 word post about a guy in his underpants…
As for the thing behind him… Maybe it’s something he’s holding in his left hand, pulling around. As to what it is…I still have to figure. Though the tail idea still seems the most probable.
That shoes is’t Spanish.. the name is MADREÑA. The thown people use that. Is very good for the snow.. xD I now that because I live in Spain. xD hohohoho
The building is the University of Oviedo
The only reason why there are bars on the windows is beacause it’s a first floor, just to prevent people to get into there!!
…The shoes are a nice touch.
Fire brigade cut-backs tututut *shakes head*
What kind of shoes is he wearing?
Fire-proof shoes!
Lame socks though…
Is he wearing a tail, otherwise WTF is he dragging?
Leopard Print Banana Hammocks are all the rage right now….. (gag)
these pictures would be better if there weren’t captions it leaves more to the WTFactor
What is this I don’t even
Unhgh, my dad is so embarrassing.
Chocolate!?
I think it was his thighs rubbing together that started the fire :O
Bars on the windows….. Maybe a loony bin.
What captions are you seeing, Daniel? I don’t see any at all.
Sean, thank you for asking that question; I kept rubbing my eyes and trying to get closer to the screen thinking I was just imagining it or it was a shadow or something. Has he got a baseball bat shoved up his @ss or something??
The shoes, by the way, are called “sabots” or “pattens.” Since these have the traditional little curly tip, they’re probably sabots (Dutch) but the principle is the same – in countries where there is a high likelihood of you having to walk through mud to get from one place to another, these used to be a standard part of one’s wardrobe. (Prior to the advent of rubber galoshes, sidewalks, and public water-drainage systems.) You’d slip these wooden platform-y shoes on over your regular shoes to help keep your regular shoes clean, to give you a bit better traction on the slippery surface, and to keep the hems of your pants/skirt out of the mud. You usually see them only as souvenir type things these days, but those seem to fit him very well so maybe they are still in use in places.
I have utterly no input on any of the rest of his outfit…
21skulls, it could also be a police station, a bank or government office, or any building with street-level windows in a place with a lot of vandalism or crime.
Hell, for that matter, 50+% of the houses where I live (west Texas) have “decorative ironwork” on all windows and doors. It’s standard on most of the new houses that are built here. (Ironically our city has been voted one of the 50 safest cities in the US, but everyone acts like if they don’t put bars on their windows they’re just asking to be murdered in their sleep.) In theory they’d stop or slow down a burglar, but in practice I think anyone with a rope and a grudge could bend them enough to make them useless.
i love everything i see here but who the f writes these captions THEY SUCK
@NooPriest
CHOCOLATE?!!
I actually think the captions are pretty funny. Or at least worth a smile. Granted, this one wasn’t as good as some, but it wasn’t wretched either. What, do you WANT him to leave his clothes off? *shudder*
I want his helmet.
there’s a better caption on failblog.
he is actually from my town in the north of spain, he is some kind of contemporary artist
You gotta love the idiot that writes a 340 word post about a guy in his underpants…
You gotta love the other idiot who counts them !!!
lol, was gonna say exactly the same
Ya gotta luv idiots….*masturbates*
Furries…
wow he’s hot!
this is all that firemen will have to wear after obama gives all our tax money away to tax evaders and failed companies
@lol
tl;dr
As for the thing behind him… Maybe it’s something he’s holding in his left hand, pulling around. As to what it is…I still have to figure. Though the tail idea still seems the most probable.
Well, we know he’s Dutch!
Nigel Powers: “There are only two things I can’t stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.”
I think this is a rarely seen picture of the Swiss Miss’ developmentally challenged older brother.
@Allison
HA!
That shoes is’t Spanish.. the name is MADREÑA. The thown people use that. Is very good for the snow.. xD I now that because I live in Spain. xD hohohoho
He’s actually Spanish, this pic was shot in Oviedo in Spain
while doing a public performance
The building is the University of Oviedo
The only reason why there are bars on the windows is beacause it’s a first floor, just to prevent people to get into there!!
The “thing” dragging behind looks vaguely like a hocky stick. Or possibly a dead snake.
The economy is affecting the firemans billz i will do what i can to bail them out of this fiery situation xD
This is on the label of a beer called Voodoo Love Child!
Win! Perfect comment. Bloody Dutchman.
Wrong comment. FML.
Used on Rove Live in Aus… Budget cut for the fire department… Gotta love Arj Barker!
That’s Life in wartime for you.
i saw this pic on rove lols
it’s a dutch arsonist