This Cat Defies Logic…
March 3rd, 2009
Either this cat loves Dirty Dancing, or I’m going crazy…
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Thus the amphibious sea-cat (also known as felis-aquaticus) has taken down the ever elusive WATERmelon, bringing it back to it’s den where it’s young shall feast upon it for many days ahead.
“Kitteh discovers rare whale egg”
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hmm… and more hmm……
This cat found the secret second ending to ICO!
Now I know where cataloupes come from.
So sea kittens do exist!
That’s a Maine Coon, you can tell by his tale. They like water.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon
lol tale. Tail.
I say, this spherical fruit is most confounding. I got it for you, but was unable to eat it.
Ooh, ooh, I know this one.
It’s suikawari. Except the cat should be wearing a blindfold and holding a big stick.
See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suikawari
This cat can eat a whole watermelon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bu4erOGQuU
This Sisyphus is a Sisypuss!
@ubergaijin
I think you mean Gallagher.
http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/P000069315-709861.jpg
omg, this cat made me laugh so much! xDD
@Pynchon Thank You! That was the first thing I thought of too.
SISYPUSS!
@Phlox
@EJade
grammar fail.
Ahhh, its the cargo version of SeaCat!
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This cat also loves watermelons
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/402851/228fdf6f/fittie_poes_vs_meloen.html
This cat would have some trouble with those square watermelons
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Square_watermelon.jpg
@Lorina
yeah Ruben and Ed
@Ferret
It’s too small to be a maine-coon. The tail is more likely a reaction to being angry or something of that nature.
I have a maine-coon. They’re HUGE. Mine is 24lbs, 44″, and is all muscle.
Now that’s funny!!!!
Damn this is a heavy yarn ball
@Karen
No it’s not, you don’t know humor.
also, I will come to your house and skull rape your dog if you don’t stop posting fucking stupid comments
I can write whatever I want, whenever I want and as many times as I want. I have yet to see you write anything other than rude comments to me. Get a life asshole!!!!!!
YOUR DOG IS DEAD.
I don’t have a dog, I have a gerbil and he is sick and tired of you using him for your nightly anal highway checks. Why are you even on here – you like being an asshole?
You Don’t have a Dog?… Oh shit. where was i?
In your sick, cruel dreams.
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zomgcopter this is such a loaded photo
In the foreground we have gushing water, representing a woman aroused – furthermore you have the the watermelon – the woman’s breast, being pushed and erected by the fluffy cat, clearly representing her genitalia. The fact that the image of the melon and the cat are collapsed into one is significant, because the woman is in organsm and all her erogonous zones are excited, they are being pushed, and released onto the open ocean of gushing water. This is a seriously perverted picture.
Think about it. Also, there are ragged rocks in the background, clearly referring to the craggy and frigid woman – these have been left behind and overcome, hence they are in the background.
@JimBo
Someone forgot their meds today, didn’t they?
I’m wondering what the comment below the photo has to do with it. Dirty Dancing? What?
“I carried a watermelon”
Baby’s first words to johnny. I loooove dirty dancing!
man its just a wet pussy and a juicy melon how difficult is it to see the perversity of this>?????//????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!oneelevenonethousandonehundredandeelevenandone
FIX UP
Seriously not a ‘Cat’amari comment yet? The internet has let me down.
totally not a wtf picture…..
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That’s Japanese summer pastime, watermelon splitting.
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sisyphus’s cat?
no , sisypuss
Indeed, that is what I was thinking.
@Harry Genitals
to anyone who would argue with harry here: don’t argue with idiots. they drag you their level and then beat you with experience.
@Karen
hey, i sent harry a comment about the way he’s treating you: don’t argue with idiots. they drag you their level and then beat you with experience.
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@JimBo
your comments were not so much a description of the photo, as much as a rather revealing snapshot of what the internet has done to your mind. garbage in >> garbage out.
jaja inche gatillo pirata
I’ll go get the cooler!
@Razor
Garbage in is greater than garbage out.
@Karen
Dried up hairy cunt.
…I’m speechless
Anybody has a higher resolution one? I’d love to make a wallpaper out of this.. Heck I’d love to make _proper_ wallpaper out of this!
This poses three questions
1. Why is their a watermelon near the ocean?
2. Why is the cat near the ocean?
3. Why is the cat rolling a watermelon?
WTF indeed
Because Maine kicks ass.
Holy shit that’s funny.
@JimBo
Great Freudian analysis. Although you did forget to mention the ragged rocks underneath the gushing water which clearly signifies that beyond her current arousal lies her same old frigidity and the cats apathetic facial expression further adds to the fact that she, although physically aroused, is not entirely “into it”. The ragged rocks being in the background might not signify her leaving that part of herself behind, but instead, it is in the background of her subconscious (a bit of a redundancy but true nonetheless). You have been officially one-upped in Freudian psychoanalysis.
Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow…..
LOL!
Back to my home, I dare not go….
@Robert Paulson
@EJade
lol totally had david attenborough narrating in my head
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@Karen
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Naaaaaa nanana nana nana na KITTEHMARI DAMACY!
actually it is a common usage here to put watermelons in the water to keep them cold.
@Ryan
i would say your “freudian analysis” is moronic, but you’d only prove my point by asking where you ever mentioned the color red.
You fools! Someone put a cat and a watermelon in the water. Cats don’t like water, so the damn thing is taking at least its paws out and putting them on the nearest dry thing – the watermelon!
The water is so deep, causing the cat great discomfort, rendering it unable to get out of the depth, so the poor cat has to seek refuge on a watermelon.
fed up with his life on shore the cat decides to set sail on his watermelon raft, never to be seen again
@partypooper
you are taking this way to serios
@Mao
No Mao he means what he said. He stated the japanese name so you’re correction was wrong
So that’s where melons come from, no wonder they’re so expensive.
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“i carried a watermelon?!” come on somebody name the movie
That’s one of them salt water cats
See comment #34. ^
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I smell a 2nd Castaway movie!
@Ferret
That is NOT a Maine Coone. Just because the tail is poofy does not make it a Maine Coone. Maine Coons have tufts on the tips of their ears like a Bobcat their fur is much much longer and they have a mane around their necks.
There is a cat pushing a watermelon out of a lake, therefore your point is invalid.
This picture needs a caption!
@Karen
Hey, do you know that Harry guy??
But this pic is cuteeeeeeee.
This is unexplain-able win!(p.s. its EPIC WIN!)
Truly LOL WATERMELONS!
@EJade
i hate you.
@Lorina
im not even mad, I’m just surprised you did it!
wtff. that isnt funny.
its kinda standing on a rock?
Is it possible that NO ONE here sees a cat’s head super-imposed on a raccoon’s body?
Yer, no Maine Coon indeed, just puffy tail, probably due to the reaction of the water, and yeh,I do think someone put the cat there and he’s trying to get a shore, therefore using the melon as a waypoint to get his paws up as fast as possible. Tbh I’m more curious about what the watermelon was doing there but someone told they do that to keep them cold so… And… ehm… that’s not a racoon’s body… A racoon would have a even larger and fuzzyer tail and also have longer fingers with bigger, sharper nails. That’s catpaws. I’m gonna shut up now… o,O
I don’t get what defies logic about this
Meow that’s funny.
your mum defies logic
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This is clearly a reference to the movie “Rubin & Ed” in which the character Rubin (played by Crispin Glover) is shown on the back of a speedboat in a lake during a dream sequence. He yells out, “My cat can eat a whole watermelon!” to impress his dream girl. Find this movie. If you like weird movies, you’ll love this one.
Чего-то никто мне отвечать не хочет
Isn’t that already on this website?
OMGWTF The cat is standing on the water!
Did Jesus ever had a pet cat?
“I carried a watermelon…”
А че, неплохо написано. Правда ссылок не очень много, исходников надо побольше
super mario sunshine?
@Ferret This not a Maine Coon and it is spelled “tail”.
unfortunately….the watermelon was only playing opossum..sniff sniff i’m gonna miss that cat! cat
This pussy loves melons!
In an attempt to make peace Fluffy extends an olive branch to the black cats in the neighborhood.